《不说谎恋人》6.

《假(jiǎ )面(🌵)骑士(💧)(shì )平成世(shì )代FOREVER》是一部穿(🥑)越时(🎃)空的战(🎓)斗，在(zài )常磐庄(zhuā(🎦)ng )吾与桐(✴)(tóng )生(🕶)战兔的世界里发生了异(✔)变，就(😑)(jiù )像被(🆖)替(tì )换成别(bié )人(💲)一般、(🐎)同伴(✨)们的记忆一个接一(yī )个(🚯)地失(🤲)(shī )去了(🏽)。接着在(zài )他们面(🌏)前，Super Time Jaker·Tid现(🙇)身了(🕕)，在(zài )守护少(shǎo )年幸吾(wú(🕹) )的战斗(dòu )中(🦑)，庄吾遇见了一位喜欢(huā(👶)n )假面(🚊)骑(qí )士的青(qīng )年·充(chō(🤰)ng )（Ataru）。

摄影师(👗)王树因一次(cì )“死亡(wáng )拍(➿)摄”获(👒)奖并(bì(📴)ng )一举成名，于此同(🏺)时他也(😇)断送(⚽)了(le )自己的(de )摄影生(shēng )涯。在(😍)舆论(💁)的审判(📇)下，没有一家(jiā )摄(🥑)影公(gō(🧖)ng )司愿(🌐)意(yì )接纳他，王树不得不(🥓)转行(🦗)维持生(📳)(shēng )计，不(bú )想却变(🍺)(biàn )成了(🌘)网(wǎ(📆)ng )络爆红的“审判者”，并(bìng )陷(🎿)入了(le )一宗扑(🛫)(pū )朔迷离(lí )的死亡绑架(📴)事件(♋)，踏上了(le )“心灵(líng )审判”的漫(👠)漫(màn )长路......

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

“假(🛣)如音乐是爱情的(de )食粮，请(😠)继续(🎒)(xù )演奏(🥛)吧(ba )！”以配乐著称并(🥘)为莎士(〰)比亚(🍞)爱(ài )情喜剧(jù )《爱的(de )徒劳(⏺)》及《爱(🧀)的胜利(🙋)》（即《无(wú )事生非(🕸)(fēi )》）注(🤠)(zhù )入(🈴)无限活力的超人气导演(🐄)克里(🍴)斯(sī )托(💖)弗•拉斯康(kāng )贝(♉)（Christopher Luscombe）携(🚬)创作(🚨)团队重返埃文河畔(pàn )斯(🍉)特拉(lā )福德(🕦)的(de )皇家莎(shā )士比亚剧团(🆑)，执导(🚱)莎翁另(lìng )一部滑(huá )稽又(🙌)心(xīn )酸的单(🍑)(dān )相思爱情故事：

Dave Stimple, an unfocused mattress store owner, is having issues connecting with everyone around him. He arrives at the shop one morning to find the local health and safety people have shut him down. Bugs, huge bed bugs and lots of complaints are cited as the reason. Dave is really confused and his relationships with his wife, friends, and his own humanity seem to be devolving and increasingly distracting anomalies begin to take over his reality. But his issues may not be as internal as they seem.

玄门(🥥)掌门(👫)(mén )江元(😷)为(wéi )救元都(dōu )百(🌄)姓，牺牲(🚡)自己(🚌)将上古妖兽飞天神猪封(😛)(fēng )印(👔)于其(qí(😨) )子江五(wǔ )山体内(🔬)。此后二(😳)十年(🏜)，江五山在(zài )山村长(zhǎng )大(🐌)，却(què(🚚) )因自小(🌕)长了一条猪尾巴(😣)，一直被(✏)(bèi )同(⛵)村人(rén )视为怪(guài )胎。某(mǒ(🤐)u )日，江五山被(🍧)同村人欺辱(rǔ )，怒(🥓)而(ér )变(👶)猪头(🦃)(tóu )，因此(cǐ )被赶出山村。怀(🌌)疑自己撞(zhuà(🔁)ng )邪的江(jiāng )五山前(qián )往元(🌸)都(dō(🗳)u )，寻找改(🅱)变自己之法。

讲(jiǎ(📉)ng )述了大(💼)(dà )庆(👨)从自(zì )暴自弃(qì )到励志(🚹)蜕变(🚟)的过程(👹)。女友在金店(diàn )工(🕖)作，大庆(📄)来(lá(📲)i )到金店门口想给女友一(🔛)个生(🗄)日惊(jī(🌡)ng )喜，却(què )意外撞(zhuà(🎀)ng )到女友(🎻)和有(⛄)钱人的暧昧纠缠，大(dà )庆(📦)明白(bái )了一(📅)切(qiē )，原本(běn )以为(📊)单纯的(🏫)爱情(😉)却被现实(shí )狠狠打(dǎ )了(🚸)一巴(bā )掌，大(🐣)(dà )庆变得颓废，酗酒成瘾(👏)。醉醺(🚽)醺(xūn )的(💏)大庆(qìng )在酒吧(ba )的(🚍)门口上(💄)演一(🌶)幕喜剧，酒(jiǔ )吧买醉(zuì )的(🔢)大庆(🆓)(qìng )述说(👟)着(zhe )自己的心伤，一(🚏)首《味道(📛)》唱出(🐧)(chū )来多少(shǎo )人的伤(shāng )心(⛵)，一首(🍱)歌引起(🍂)酒吧老板小玉赏(🍇)(shǎng )识，被(🚭)(bèi )生(🔻)活所(suǒ )迫的大庆选择接(🧟)受酒吧歌手(🚚)的工(gōng )作,同时(shí(✖) )两人展(📵)(zhǎn )开(Ⓜ)了甜(tián )蜜的爱恋，却因此(🚁)得罪了(le )酒吧(🥎)经(jīng )理，不(bú )幸的是(shì )小(🈸)玉的(🚀)身体却(👥)一天不如一(yī )天(🛤)......