《囧妈》1.

“假如音乐(lè )是爱情的(de )食粮，请继续演(yǎn )奏吧！”以配乐著称并为(wéi )莎(💑)士比(🎪)亚(yà(📚) )爱情(🥅)喜剧(🚠)(jù )《爱(❣)的(de )徒(👆)劳》及(🍊)(jí )《爱(😆)的胜(shèng )利》（即《无事生非》）注入无限(xiàn )活力的(de )超(chā(🥢)o )人气(🚣)导演(💘)克里(🥐)斯(sī(📻) )托弗(⏭)•拉(🎍)斯康(🤳)贝（(🥫)Christopher Luscombe）携创(chuàng )作团队重(chóng )返埃文河(hé )畔斯特拉福德的(de )皇家莎士(shì )比亚剧团，执导(dǎ(💣)o )莎翁(💓)另一(🈷)(yī )部(🦅)滑稽(👣)又(yò(🕢)u )心酸的单相思爱(ài )情故事：

电影讲述(shù )了巡警(jǐng )铁虎和车(chē )长(😮)赵涛(🃏)通(tō(💰)ng )过破(😸)获蝎(⏸)子盗(📎)窃(qiè(🤤) )国宝(🌋)"青花(🧘)(huā )壶"案以及(jí )跨省市(shì )盗卖摩托(tuō )车、自行(háng )车(🎟)的案(🛄)件，维(🌃)护了(🔢)社会(🎾)稳(wě(✒)n )定，解(👮)除(chú(❓) )了误会(huì )和(hé )隔阂，收获了各(gè )自的爱情的故事。

Laura Wagner has a promising career as a young auctioneer, but her life looks set to fall apart when she's the victim of a rape. The rapist is a well-known and respected gallery owner, and the assault takes place after a cocktail party. Laura knows it's unlikely she'll be believed if she files a complaint. But that same night the gallery owner's wife is murdered at home, and the husband is a suspect. His alibi is that he was raping Laura. When the police ask Laura to confirm the alibi, she realizes she can take her revenge by letting her rapist be convicted of murder

Paraíso Perdido é um clube noturno gerenciado por José (Erasmo Carlos) e movimentado por apresentações musicais de seus herdeiros. O policial Odair (Lee Taylor) se aproxima da família ao ser contratado para fazer a segurança do jovem talento Ímã (Jaloo), neto de José e alvo frequente de homofóbicos, e aos poucos o laço entre o agente e o clã de artistas românticos vai se revelando mais e mais forte - com nó(🏁)s surpreendentes.

转校(🏯)生(shē(⛽)ng )李童(🥄)（曹(🚦)(cáo )佑(📚)宁 饰）因帮助(zhù )被欺负的(de )同学刘星(xīng )夜（郑家伦 饰）而遭到校(🎱)(xiào )霸(✍)薛小(🙋)猫(mā(🐊)o )（王(🙄)宥(yò(🗂)u )钧 饰(🌚)）记(🐐)(jì )恨，和刘(liú )星夜一起成为被(bèi )校霸欺负(fù )的对象。同班(👦)女(nǚ(🥨) )生夏(🥌)一安(📟)(ān )（(🍳)李婷(🏢)婷(tí(🌎)ng ) 饰）(⛔)钦佩李童的勇气，暗(àn )中施以援(yuán )手，三(sān )人(rén )成为好(hǎo )朋友，李(lǐ )童渐渐对一安萌生(🖕)了爱(🕓)意(yì(🎛) )。然而(🤹)薛(xuē(🎈) )小猫(🍤)胁迫(pò )刘星夜将李童和(hé )一安骗到(dào )天台恶作剧，意(yì )外使一安(🌅)(ān )坠(🎊)楼身(😚)亡(wá(🐲)ng )。无法(🐚)挽救(🥢)一安(🌂)(ān )的(🍃)愧疚、愤懑和痛苦折磨(mó )着李童，他想起都(dōu )市里流传(🏪)的重(🕥)生(shē(🥌)ng )电梯(👥)传闻(👄)(wén )，通(🍌)过神(🏨)(shén )秘(🎌)仪式(shì )阴差阳错(cuò )获得了重(chóng )生。重生电梯内究竟发生(shēng )了什么？重生的(de )李(lǐ )童能(🚓)否(fǒ(🍣)u )阻止(🍡)悲剧(🚛)(jù )的(🍏)发生(✂)……

30岁的屌丝青年(nián )李星辰遭(zāo )遇感情伤(shāng )害后整日花天酒(jiǔ(👅) )地，靠(🎉)着(zhe )自(🐎)己口(📮)才和(👓)坑蒙(🌉)(méng )拐(📕)骗开(📴)了(le )一间星座(zuò )的咨询室，生意(yì )一般，但(dàn )自由自在无拘(🚝)无(wú(🍗) )束的(🐧)生活(📟)(huó )着(🔴)。

BOI is a young man just starting out as a private chauffeur. Whilst anxiously awaiting his girlfriend’s decision about a certain life-changing matter, he has to accompany his first ever clients: Michael and Gordon. Two Chinese businessmen who have come to Barcelona with the aim of closing, in under 48 hours, a multi-million dollar contract with an American magnate. They’(🏒)ll help each other, as they set out together on a journey to the edge, in a world in which dreams wander like an ownerless dog, pistols and prostitutes don’t do what they’(👋)re meant to do, and the questions have yet to find answers. But as long as there’s a reasonable amount of blood, then there’(😌)s nothing to worry about.

在一家(jiā )救济院，病人被拍(pāi )恐怖片(piàn )进行精神(shén )病研究，他们都疯了。这些电影被(bè(🚎)i )曝光(🤪)了，其(😏)中五(😁)(wǔ )成(🌡)(chéng )画(🎞)面是(shì )七八十年(nián )代OOXX的场景，给你不一样的(de )观影体验(yàn )……

卢鹏(💫)(péng )程(🌺)，白天(⛲)是普(☕)通(tō(🗺)ng )住宅(😁)小区(🐳)(qū )里(🍿)的保安，晚上(shàng )是酒吧通(tōng )宵驻唱歌(gē )手。 卢鹏程对保(bǎ(🤼)o )安工(🥠)作毫(⛲)(háo )无(👤)兴趣(🍕)，终日(🕚)在(zà(🏐)i )传达(🏣)室里(lǐ )晕睡、补(bǔ )觉，甚至个性自(zì )视清高，不爱与同(tóng )事来往(wǎng )。 他有一(yī )个歌手梦(🔀)(mèng )，但(💹)十年(😂)来，毫(💪)无进(💹)展，反(🍠)复辗转(zhuǎn )在三流(liú )酒(jiǔ )吧里驻(zhù )唱，收入(rù )无法保障。保安工作是(🍛)他(tā(🐽) )难得(👉)找到(❗)(dào )的(♓)一份(🌗)有(yǒ(🔬)u )稳定(🐇)收入，他认(rèn )为白天“清闲”的工作。 但长期黑(hēi )白颠倒的(de )状(🐎)态和(🗝)无法(🔩)实现(🎂)(xiàn )梦(📆)想的(🏋)压(yā(🔠) )抑，令(🥛)他呈现颓(tuí )废，尤其(qí )在三十岁(suì )的当天。 因为卢(lú )鹏程的主(zhǔ )要疏忽，盗窃贼(zé(🖨)i )假扮(🍿)搬家(🕵)(jiā )公(🙃)司，大(♟)(dà )白(🔖)天搬(🌡)空了小区里的一家(jiā )住户，刑(xíng )事恶劣(liè )，住户损(sǔn )失惨重。卢鹏程(🤲)面临(🖨)被辞(🈯)退。当(🏅)晚(wǎ(🚍)n )，在驻(🧠)唱(chà(🏷)ng )酒吧(🔦)内，女友李晓华送上(shàng )三十岁的(de )生日蛋糕，向卢(lú )鹏程求(💧)婚(hū(👮)n )，卢鹏(🙃)程(ché(🎐)ng )不仅(🎰)回避(🦁)，演唱(💄)(chàng )时(🦆)与客人(rén )发生暴力冲突，将怨气都(dōu )发泄在此(cǐ )。李晓华失望离(lí )开，卢鹏(péng )程被(📱)酒吧(🚬)(ba )辞退(🚒)。 卢鹏(📨)程与(⛷)(yǔ )李(📡)晓华(🐶)是(shì )大学同学。十年里，李晓(xiǎo )华一度放(fàng )弃自我(wǒ )，在精神(shén )和经(🏰)济上(⭐)(shàng )支(🍦)持卢(🥊)鹏程(⛵)，等来(🎱)的却(🛌)是(shì(🃏) )卢鹏程一(yī )次又一次(cì )的追梦失败和回(huí )避他们的爱(📏)情。 第(🐔)二天(🕷)卢(lú(📶) )鹏程(🌍)清醒(🧗)(xǐng )后(🔝)，李晓(👒)(xiǎo )华在卢鹏程家里(lǐ )照顾身体(tǐ )渐差的奶奶，正(zhèng )式向卢鹏程提出分(fèn )手，卢鹏(♍)程依(⛹)然(rá(🖕)n )没有(🚡)勇气(📈)(qì )挽(🧛)回。 三(sān )十岁，像是所有(yǒu )关于青春(chūn )的热血都戛然而止。 巧合(hé )的是政(💠)府(fǔ(👘) )组织(🖼)了(le )一(🥖)次社(🗳)会(huì(🤺) )主义(💔)核心(🐺)(xīn )价值观原创歌曲歌手选拔(bá )大赛，卢(lú )鹏程百般(bān )斗(📱)争克(🏧)服了(🥕)亲情(⚡)(qíng )的(🍻)变故(🛂)，外界(🕝)舆论(😋)的压力(lì )，对爱父(fù )母爱情的(de )憧憬，自己婚姻(yīn )渴望在决(jué )赛中一举成名，最终收(🍮)获了(📴)美丽(➖)的(de )妻(♐)子李(📎)晓华(🚀)。